One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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