i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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