If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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