i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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