How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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