My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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