She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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