Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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