I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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