im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Your cock deserves a montage
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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