Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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