Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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