The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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