just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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