If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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