Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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