We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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