It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
i think im in europe. pls send help
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