watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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