There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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