Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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