Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
