Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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