she looked like the bat from fern gully.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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