He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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