We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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