Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
If that was your dad, he is hot
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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