I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
i believe in u and ur pee
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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