I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I would ride that face into the sunset
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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