I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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