how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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