Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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