so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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