Me too!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
porn star boner night. come get it.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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