its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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