My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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