He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I need a beard to bite.
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