Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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