Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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