My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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