Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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