I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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