honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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