Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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