I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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