Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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