Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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