i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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