Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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