My friends, they love my intelligence
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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