i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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