Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i permit you to call me
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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