I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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