The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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