i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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