It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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