ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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